Uh huh.......
So.....he-who-looks-out-for-yours-truly sent a text to the sister reminding her that I'm NOT auto-condimenting, which means no additional salt for.......me.....
No worries--I assured her he wasn't serious.
She, on the other hand is convinced he is and is taking action in hiding the 'rinse and spit' salt!
Oh--come, come.
No need to do that.
And she reallllllllllly can trust me with the table salt in the cute little shakers!
Uh huh--This is when she informs me that she doesn't have cute little salt shakers.
Fact is...she has no shakers with salt whatsoever.......
WHAT???!!! O M G !!
Don't I remember--she's on a low salt diet....so no salt shakers at her house....seriously!
I'LL PACK ONE!!!!!
Nice of me to volunteer dontchathink.
You don't think they'll see a shaker of salt as a security risk, do ya?
Certainly not.....
And just for the record--I'm now packed.
And I'm all set to increase my business opportunities by carting the 5000 paperbeads with me in that carry-on!!
LET 'em ask me what they are and what they're for! HA!!!
I'll have on a necklace.
AND I have a tablet of sticky note paper RIGHT in the same compartment those little baggies of paperbeads are in....to take orders in case that happens!
Gosh I'm sooooooooo creative it's almost scary........
4 comments:
I think I'd pack a bit of salt myself. But leave it up to the security to hold you up trying to figure out if it's an explosive set to detonate the paper beads. Wouldn't that be funny?
OMG, I LOVED Laveta's comment!!!
HOW FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And yaaaaaaaaaaaaay....you're all packed! I knew you'd get it all done in time.
Hey listen, if you and I don't talk before then, have a wonderful and safe journey, dear friend. I know you're probably bringing your laptop with you, so please keep us updated (when you can) on how your sister is doing.
I know you'll also be sharing some photos of CA, so I can't wait see them!
Know that I am always sharing MUCH energy with you and that you are MUCHLY loved!
((((( Mel ))))))
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You are in my prayers, and the sister too, most strongly. You are probably already abed, but prayer works whether you are awake to hear it or not. ;)
I haven't forgotten about writing; my soon just fell victim to the laws of personal interpretation.
Please keep us updated as you are able
-t
maybe the beads will bring good fortune, in the broadest sense of the word. ... You'd get along so well with Cristy and her sea salt grinder. Mandatory kitchen accoutrements. sending love.
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