Thursday, October 04, 2012

I think maybe it's chemo-brain........

So there's a mouse in the house........and she's tried a paper box thingie with peanut butter.
The mouse was ever so grateful for the peanut butter.
She's gonna try glue next.

I needed to make sure she didn't think the mouse was gonna sniff it, get high and stumble out into the world, stoned, when she opened the door.

It IS L.A. we're talking about.....

Ooooohhhh nooooooo, it's just a way of trapping the mouse, apparently  ...glue on some tape looking thing.  Mouse stays stuck and you......ummm.....you.......  Right.......you figure out what to do with a stuck mouse.....  In L.A........

k.....
Let's think about this a bit.

I live in the midwest.

We have cute little, confused, field mouseys.
FIELD mouses--as in wandering around in the corn and GOSH I'm lost and cold and oooohhhhhhh......LOOK--a HOUSE!


L.A.

Not the midwest---

L.A.!!
Population WHO knows what--

...and zackly WHERE do ya think those L.A. mouseys have been wandering?!

Oh...and if this is a 'return to habitat' mission--zackly WHERE are ya gonna 'free the mousey' TO in L.A.?

Oh of course.......pick a dark, smelly alley....with a dumpster....with lotsa trash!   Any alley!!

Oy.........

Right.
Trap.
Metal.
Cheese.
Set!

Thwwwwwwappppp.

Bye bye mousey!!

I think that's pretty simple--not in the least bit complicated.
I'm a problem/solution kinda gal.........

3 comments:

Valerie said...

Put corn or some seed outside to lure them out ... then lock your doors... lol.

Ron said...

Oooooo....I like Valerie's idea!

I was gonna say use peanut butter because someone once told me that mousey's love it.

Cute graphic of the mouse, Mel!

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Lizzy said...

I'm with you Mel & Ron

Trap - peanut butter (good)
Bye bye mousey.

I would be staying somewhere else until the trap snaps (LOL)