Saturday, August 11, 2007

Creative problem solving 101

Oh, the adventures my brain gets me into. LOL

I went to buy another memory card for the camera.
First of all, I got called "ma'am".
Ma'am!!?!

(I was gracious and didn't drop kick the fella who apparently thought he was being polite and helpful.)

He tried hard to not laugh when I showed him my memory card.....and promptly suggested that my camera MIGHT be a bit "outdated".
(He was alive when I left the camera deptment--but just barely.....)

Sheeeeeeeeeeeshhh...."ma'am" AND "outdated" from the same fella...
He's lucky he's still breathin'......

And DID they have a memory card?!?
Nope.
...k.....I take that back---they had LOADS of memory cards. Gigabytes of memory.
Lemme give you a clue......my memory card (bit like my brain....LOL) holds a whopping 120somethingorothers.
Stop laughing.

If the fella who called me "ma'am" could keep it together with just a smirk, so ought the rest of the world!

Sooooooooooo.......no memory card for the camera.

....k......it takes 75 photos and we'll be on the road for six days at a stretch.
Oh, c'mon....what're the odds that I'm gonna take a mere 75 photos in six days?!

We're going through New Mexico and Arizona--Painted Desert and Petrified Forest and all that jazz......oh--and the Grand Canyon. And whaddabout the Mountains on the way back?!
75 photos for six days?!

*sigh*

So he wanted to show me new cameras, that little "ma'am" fella.
Cuz my camera is "outdated".

Okay, so I mighta been sulking.
I didn't WANNA look at cameras....I WANTED a memory card.


So I bought a laptop instead.


Yep.
Went for a memory card, brought home a laptop.
Go ME!!!

But when himself got home he couldn't quite figure out how another laptop solved the camera problem.

Well.........geeze......it doesn't take a rocket scientist!
Simple.
I can't lug the 'spensive one out into the desert and across the mountains!

"Pardon?" (he's so polite....LOL)

Geeze, follow along with me---the inexpensive laptop can go in the Jeep so I can download photos to it in the middle of the desert if I wanna---and viole'(!!!), I can take MORE pictures!
That little laptop has a whole 100something gigabytes of memory!
That's a whole LOT of photos!!!!
Woooooohooooooooo for ME!!!!

:-D


"Only your little brain could have come up with that......"

:-)

I'm thinkin' I'm taking that as a compliment.....

6 comments:

Latharia said...

LOL...well, that's ONE way to solve your dilemma. Probably the most expensive way possible ... but it'll work. ;) I hope you have a wonderful time & am glad to have been a bit of oasis of calm for ya on my blog. :)

caro said...

Ohh Mel, why didn't you just buy a new camera? There's a slight chance it could have been cheaper than buying a laptop, LOL. Though I have to admit, I was totally following your thought processes for buying the laptop. I knew exactly how it would solve your problem :) *hugs* When do you leave?

katherine. said...

oh geez...he called you "ma'am"??

I think this is a perfect solution...does the new laptop have the thingie so you can post while on the road?

I love the grand canyon....are you going by Bryce and Zion as well?

mig bardsley said...

Ohwow! So it'll be desert blogging then? And petrified blogging and Grand Canyon blogging!
And obviously a new laptop is the only possible solution. (mind you a spare camera might have been good)

Mel said...

SPARE CAMERA!!!!!

Mig, you ARE a genius!

*chuckling*
I wonder if there's time to go in search of a spare camera....

I wonder if I'll be too drained to blog.....

Oh, bother....too much wondering! LOL

Lixie said...

Go Girl...

Exactly what I would , I mean have done.

You are going to visit places I can only look at pictures of. I need more pictures.

I took advice from a young gentleman in a pet store. I live with the advice of a "man" younger than a pair of tights(pantyhose) I have in the back of a drawer to this day.

The young lad called me madam and I think that threw my judgement.

Please share your pix with us.