Soooooooooo...... there he-who-made-dinner was---standin' at the window smiling and shaking his head.And then I saw her--all sortsa munchin' from the birdie feeder, hangin' upsidedown for all she's worth....
*clap clap clap*
NO NO!! NAUGHTY SQUIRREL! GET DOWN FROM THERE!!
NO NO!! NAUGHTY SQUIRREL! GET DOWN FROM THERE!!
Did she move....ohhhhhhh no......
Was himself now chuckling?......ohhhhhhhh yes....
NONONO naughty squirrel....eat corns.....corns is GOOD for you.....
Did I take myself outside to convince her that corns was the food of choice for squirrels? YES.
Get down from there--naughty squirrel! Corns for you--birdie foods for the birdies. Downdowndown!
Dang..... I had to get within feet from that silly, greedy squirrel before she jumped off.
Naughty squirrel. Go eatcher corns.... Go on.... No more climbing onto the--UH oh....(k...I mighta contributed to the bug's first words...) Whoawhoawhoa...nonono naughty squirrel naughty squirrel.....
Right.....this is where himself starts laughing and the squirrel advances towards....ME.
Nononono....naughtysquirrelnaughtysquirrelllll..ackkkkkk!!!!
This is where Mel walked backwards and glanced behind her only long enough to locate the hose with which she was gonna arm herself with......
Yeah yeah yeah....
It's not like she was flickin' her tail and making threatening noises, he says....
Ohhhhhhhhhhh....how brave of he-who-remained-indoors......
Ohhhhhhhhhhh....how brave of he-who-remained-indoors......
(k.........so naughty squirrel wasn't REALLY armed and dangerous....just.....momentarily felt that way.......LOL)
6 comments:
I read that as, you were armed with the house, which I couldn't quite figure!
Go intrepid Mel you tell those pesky squirrels what for!
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awwww....but squirrels are so cuuuute! Why you scared of them?
I can remember the squirrels tackling the washing line at my parents', in the middle of which the bird feeder was hung
truly the sort of assault course that your armed and dangerous fella could cope with!
Squirrel wars are a part of the process of bird feeding. I once saw a show on how people tried to fool squirrels and how smart they are.
What a bold squirrel - but then what do you expect of a pirate!
Bwhahahahahahahahaha!
Bwhahahahahahahahaha!
OMG...this post made me HOWL because I could actually see it happening!!!
Oh, how precious!
Don't ya just love those crazy squirrels? They have absolutely NO fear!
The little buggers.
Thanks for sharing such a delightful post, dear lady.
I LOVED it!
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