Candles--check!
Flashlights--check!
Bedding--
Bedding?
She'll need a place to sleep.
Right. Bedding--check!
Water--
There's a sink downstairs--all the accommodations, silly.
What if the pipes burst when the tornado hits. They do that you know.
Burst pipes....Right. Water--check! It's a watch, NOT a warning. Good grief.... It's not like they've sighted one and it's on the way to THIS yellow house on the corner.... Yeahyeahyeah...water....check!
Juice and food.
Juice and food.....right. Lemme add that. Any particular food item--I mean it's not like she's a fussy eater....look at the little chubbutt!...k.... Juice. Food. Oy brother--Check!
And diapers and clothing--oh, and the wubbie and binkie.
Right. Diapers and all the necessary 'stuff' for changing thereof. Clothing...anything in particular? How about that cute little searsucker sundress? OH...and G-D forbid we'd forget the wubbie and binkie!! Check, check, check, check!
Toys. Just a few.
k......NOW we're talkin'!!!! Woooohoooo!!!!
I meant FOR THE BUG.
Oh yeah....I see how it is.
I can go naked, STARVE and be bored to death in the event of a tornado striking the house.... CHECK.
(Rawr.)
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Yeah but don't you keep Studley down in the basement?
Hope the storm passes you by safely.
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"I can go naked, STARVE and be bored to death in the event of a tornado striking the house.... CHECK."
Bwhahahahhahaha...OMG, that made me HOWL, Mel!
Sending much good energy your way, so that the storm passes safely!
(((( Mel, Bug, Himself ))))
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LOL.
Sounds like you're well prepared.
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