Anti-theft device(s)

Is that my Coke?

(the question resulted in raised eyebrows)

JUST asking... Is it?

No. That's mine. You've got one in the refrigerator....

Are you sure?

(this is when he picked up the Coke)

Quite. Don't even think about it. Yours is in the refrigerator.

Oh.....well....I was just askin'. You know stuff falls outta my brain. Coulda been mine--that's why I asked.

OH no--this was the prelude to your stealing it.

Pshaw--I was just askin'.....

Uh huh. Like you ask about my coffee....right before you pick up the cup and steal it.

That's cuz you don't share well. *I* share.

Right.

I do share! I'd share my Coke with you if I had it.

It's in the refrigerator. This (this is where he wiggled the bottle back and forth)--is mine.

I'd share if it were mine.

Right......

Well, I'd share if you promised not to--yaknow......put backwash in it....

(this is when he promptly drank from 'his' Coke and spit some back into the bottle)

Oh.My.Gosh....I do NOT believe you just did that.

What?

THAT! You spit back into the bottle.

(this is when he offered me the Coke bottle......)

That--was sooooooo NOT cool!!!!

(this is when he smirked and laughed and happily informed me--)

Oh--and I'll be dunking biscuits into my coffee in the morning.



He is sooooooooo not going to do that.....
Mostly cuz I'll be hiding all the cookies.
Starting RIGHT NOW.