Swimstring

Yep.....this is supposedly a swimsuit.

HELLO?
String and bitty pieces of fabric do NOT constitute a swimsuit.


Small wonder the other girl got into the swim center for FREE.
And the Brit wants to believe it was the accent??!!
HA.

"I did twenty laps."
What? No giant water puking frog? No waterslide thingy? NO tunnel of sprinkles?!

*shaking head*
Probably oughta be glad she didn't do the waterslide, huh? She'da been naked by the time she hit the pool!

And yep....she's sunburnt AGAIN.
I didn't ask where. LOL I just gave her the green goop and told her to have at it.

"Bit hard to get lost here. Everything's square."
(this after a wander about, unaccompanied)
Well not EVERYTHING....... We have a couple deadend streets, so they're u-shaped blocks.
"You can't really have a block that's u-shaped, can you. Then it's not a block, it's a 'u'."
Can't have a swimsuit that's really string--then it's not a swim suit, it's a swim string.

No worries............himself whapped me.