So--a call came from a gal down the street who was lamenting to The Brit about her half lit reindeer ( LOL I don't mean 'half lit' in THAT sense...so pffffftttttt!!! I mean half the strand of lights on the ornament gave up and quit working.).Needless to say--himself was less than empathetic.
"You can turn George (yes she named her holiday lawn ornament) so his lit side shows.....I, on the other hand, have a dead snowman. And I believe my darling SWMBO is a prime suspect at this point. She claims she went to clear off the snow and that she found him 'just resting'....."
Well......he coulda been just resting....... It wasn't like I was gonna take his pulse or anything....
Would himself let it go? Nope. All.... night.... long.
"You don't by chance know what happened to our snowman do you?"
"Anything you'd care to confess?"
.........Whistlin' 'Frosty the Snowman' hoping to pressure me into giving him some sorta convoluted truth about motives to kill an 8' inflated snowman...... HA!
And then came the hubbub of today.
It was nutzo yesterday--it was even gonna be nuttier today and I knew it.
It took me a while--but I finally looked up, inbetween the bazillion phone calls and emails and 'stuff' that was nipping at my rearend to be taken care of YESTERDAY...and there it was...
A 'Wanted' poster hanging on the wall--for information regarding the death of Frosty.
There was even a really bad likeness of Frosty on the poster--made of cottonballs.
$1,000 is involved, apparently.
And the tune my staff were whistling and humming and singing today?
Yup.......
You got it.
:-/
He coulda been 'just resting'......
3 comments:
That's great!
He's "just resting" I'm sure of it!!!
It must be a hard life being an 8ft inflatable snowman, I'm sure he needs all the rest he can get.!!!!
much love
Lia
xx
I jst have to laugh. But it's ok, I already read that he's been restored :)
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