The littlest piggy is broke......

No...I didn't think it was a big thing.

Yes, HE DID!

Okay.........so I'm pretty convinced (no, I AM convinced) I've broken my 'wee-wee-wee all the way home' piggy.

I had one of those 'stumbling around blind, rammed my toe into somethin' moments'...BUT.....I managed the day and came home, confessing my "OMG........I think he's gonna stuff me into the trunk of my car" moment with the boss and whipped off the sock to proclaim:

"AND I think I broke my little toe!"

(HELLO........the boss is gonna stuff me into the trunk cuz I opened my mouth and asked a question that apparently I wasn't 'suppose' to ask IN FRONT OF 40 other people!!!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh no.

Not to himself it's not.

He's suddenly and TOTALLY obsessed with the colour of that 'wee-wee-wee all the way home' piggy and hows come I didn't leave this important meeting to see a doctor.

Nonono........you don't understand. Eyes went from me to the boss, from me to the boss.....from me to the boss and he like......got that 'I'm gonna haffta #&$%ing.........have a nice day' look. Ya know, the one that starts out as a 'boy are WE gonna have a moment, you and I' and changes to 'cuz I REALLY LIKE YOU' look when you suddenly realize that all eyes are on YOU and death by strangulation isn't something you oughta advertise in a room full of 40 people.......

"Right. Let's go to the doctor's now then."

Hello? It's after five and it's just a broken toe...... Do you not CARE that I was gonna be stuffed into the trunk of some abandoned car in some desolate area? Ya know--he could still be plotting..........

"That really does need to be attended to."

IT'S A TOE!!!!!! HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

"You could get blood poisoning. If it was a broken arm, wouldn't you see the doctor? Why are we having this discussion--let's go...."

Gimme a break......oh wait.....I think I've given myself one. LOLOL (he didn't find that funny, btw.......) It's a LITTLE toe. It's been broke before and whadda they gonna do? Say "yep...broken", tell me to take tylenol and offer to tape it to the 'this little pig had none' toe?

PASS. I am NOT going...besides, it's after 5 on a Friday. This is NOT emergency room material..... Now, asking a question in front of 40 people that I wasn't apparently SUPPOSE to ask--THAT'S emergency room material!!!!

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*sigh*

That little piggy is purple and hurts like a monkey!

And the boss DID tell me, after the meeting, that it was probably just as well that he put all the cards on the table.

And he DID wish me a 'good weekend'........right after he enlightened me with a new and exciting tidbit of information which I will NOT reveal in front of a group of 40 people.

"Did I ever tell you that I belong to the Sicilian Brotherhood?"

I'm sure my smile and nod counted for somethin'.......