*hanging head*

I'm a bad person.

Well, okay........not a BAD person, bad person.......but a bad PERSON, bad person.

I broke the white "I *insert picture of red heart* you" cup.
Yep.
The cup I've tried for over a week to drink from......without leaving goobery thingies on the rim.
Yeah........that cup.

Dunno what happened.......I broke it in the sink.
I'm blaming poor craftsmanship.
I certainly can't blame the dishwashing liquid, now can I!

It's broken.
And sadly, unfixable.

It's been replaced by (are ya ready for this?) a black cup.
*nodding smugly*

Black.
As in 'won't show the goobery thingies'.
And I'll have you know *I* didn't choose the cup.

Wait.
HE chose the cup.
You don't suppose.......

Nah.

I mean, sure he was thinkin' I was a bit over the edge on the obsession with the goobery thingies on the white cup......
I mean, just cuz you shove a white cup at someone and whine about yet ANOTHER goobery thingy on the cup........
Nah.

*eyeballing the Brit*

Hmmmmmm.


Know any good forensic scientists?
I think I wanna test the remains of the white cup to determine if 'foul play' happened......