- Remove Mel's brain. (it only works half the time anyway....LOL)
- Change all the clicky clacky heels in the world into ROCKET DOGS.....woooohoooooo!!!! (yes, I get to wear heels today, dangit.....)
- Make all the turn signals in cars actually WORK when someone goes to turn. This would bring peace on earth.....
- Popcorn ANY time ya want. *nodding* (adding to 'world peace', of course.....not selfishly motivated AT all......)
- 24 hours of hairiness for the bald people of the world....THEN they'd remember what a 'bad hair day' was all about.
- Spring would happen--with sunshine and warmth and sidewalks to colour! (k.....that's selfishly motivated--LOL)
- 'Puters programs would say "oops......let me help you with that....." instead of "We need to restart cuz you're incompetent."
- Wearing fuzzy jammies to work wouldn't be unacceptable...it'd be a fashion statement! (I'm all about fashion statements...LOL....NOT)
- Super duper magical field's on new mechanical pencils that recognize their owner.....preventing theft of said new mechanical pencil. (It was PURPLE even...*sniffle*)
- NO MORE goobers on coffee cups!!! Woooohoooooooo and Yippee!!!........... (stupid whitecups.....)
(be afraid....LOL....I'm just warmin' up with that wand! LOL)
11 comments:
LOL at number 6! But then, do it in reverse, people with hair being bald for a day, make people realise having a bad hair day may not be all that bad! (grass is always greener dontchaknow!
You could get rid of all those overcritical grumblebums in the post below too.
Oh I am lovin that wand! Can't decide which one is my favorite more... #6 or #3, You must not live in a world of cellphones, There is got to be something that wand could do about them!!!LOL
I was going to say no 6, but V beat me to it....actually Vs idea is pretty good.
And I'm off to the hairdresser now, so very apropriate.
I woulda said number 4....but I have been already granted this wish...
my hair has a mind of its own...
I'm thinkin' if you wore fuzzy jammies....the tops and bottoms wouldn't match...would they???
number 9 is WAY cool...
gonna say no No NO to number 10....cause all those goobers on my white coffee cup remind me to say a prayer for you every morning!
Awwwwwwwww.....
:-)
Ok, when you're done with this wand...can I borrow it???
I'd like to use it to make all those people who HIT me with their grocery carts..VANISH!?#!
LOVED....#5. Clever!
EWWW...GOOBERS!
I'm liking number two
:-)
especially if they were sparkly red slippers that went clickety clack. . .
and number three has a certain appeal cos this irritates me when I drive Small Person to school (but you'd have to teach them to USE the indicator too!)
go buy yourself another purple pencil as a treat!
I like number nine very much. Currently I have to execute pencil thieves and it's getting thin of company around here!
(btw, I happen to have a purple pencil spare - it doesn't propel but it has a curly top :) any use to you?)
No 3 is inspired too :) And I like no 7, though I'm not convinced that computers could function at all if they had to be helpful.
Getting in line behind Ron to borrow the wand when the two of you are finished.
Ron I promise not to bump into you while I'm waiting!
*tossing the wand up in the air*
G'head and fight for it! LOL
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