Excuse my language....but there's a big assed flat screen television in my living room. :-/
And there's a big assed armoire in my coffee nook. :-/
And himself has a cracked rib.
And I've suddenly blossomed with newfound weight....that I couldn't gain for five YEARS....N.O.W. it decides to find me?!!
Could be from 18 months of doing nothing or....maybe it's the job change....or the holy-cow-are-they-expensive medications.
I know what to do for the weight gain....I'm shoving that big assed armoire in front of the big assed refrigerator.
Two birds...one stone!!
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just so long as you're not the one with the big ass (she writes, having had to buy new clothes recently because she's got a HUGE one now)
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That's a brilliant idea, you should patent it, Mel. I know a few people who would benefit from shoving a big or even a little telly in front of the refrigerator.
"..I'm shoving that big assed armoire in front of the big assed refrigerator.
Two birds...one stone!!"
Bwhahahhahahaha! OMG Mel, that made me HOWL!!!!!!!
Hope you and himself are enjoying that big assed flat screen television though.
Have a faaaaaabulous Tuesday, dear lady!
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Well golly....everything is growing at your house. ;)
I copied this from a friend's post....maybe it will be helpful...at least it won't be expensive (comparatively).
"I'm not a skeptic about Essential Oils any longer. My Husband has suffered from Idiopathic Neuropathy for 10 years. He has been on every nerve drug there is. Every therapy out there. The one drug that did help was Methadone, but it also almost killed him in 2012. Lately his pain has gone as high as his hips. After 5 days of applying the essential oils Panway and Frankincense to his feet and legs HIS PAIN HAS BEEN CUT IN HALF! I've applied the oils 3x a day.
Blessings!! :)
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