Okay....so I took great glee in telling on the spinning Brit.
Oh, but what one MUST remember is---"What goes around, COMES around."
Soooooooo....... Himself was getting ready to exit for work this morning and asks what I think?
"Ummm....I think it's Wednesday, team day and I don't LIKE team days--they talk things to DEATH and back....Geeze, why can't they just DECIDE and DO it?!"
He wants to know what I think about the girl's golden opportunity to go to England for work for a year, have her housing taken care of, get a promotion, get paid an 'American's salary' and get in a years worth of sailing through a yacht club membership.
"Well, had I been given the information, perhaps I'd have thoughts on it...."
This is where he scrambles a bit--assures me the girl undoubtedly wanted to test out the theory on him first.
"No...this is where she picks a victim and sets them up to be the 'buffer'. Like she did when she decided THE best time to tell me about that tatoo of the butterfly on her back was when I was with a gal who had one on her ankle.....what was I gonna do, chew her out for desecrating her body in front of another body desecraterer?!"
Laughing probably wasn't the wisest choice at that point, but that's what he did....assuring me that 'desecraterer' wasn't a word.
"IS.....or at least oughta be! ..... FIRST she marks up her body, THEN she takes off on a boat and doesn't come back with a penguin...and NOW she's going off to England to have a good time, never to return! ........ You guys are STILL sore about losing the war, aren't you!"
Shaking his head as he pats me on the head wasn't any better of a strategy than laughing....
"WHAT?! Steal a Brit and the Brits steal one back?!?!"
I think his closing remark was "She'll be spoilt by my mum."
I know mine was "Bite me!"
I'm hoping he didn't hear that one.....
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