I got my hairs cut

"It's a nice haircut--it's shorter by your ears than usual."

"Uh huh......apparently 'old people' get it cut shorter by their ears" (and yes, I was looking at his hair--ummm...or lack OF when I said it)

"It's not an 'old people's' haircut."

"Oh, contraire' mon cher.........it is."

"And you say this because......."

"Because the hair dresser told me I have lovely hair."

"Well, you do."

"Uh huh......well, that was right before she asked if I'd ever thought of colouring it."

(smart man...he tried not to smile and just nodded) "Is she still alive?"

"Yep...."

"No evil thoughts of grabbing scissors and torturing her?"

"Nope."

"Not one?!"

"Nope.......I was too busy silently cursing G-d for having me show up at a meeting where the topic was 'love and acceptance of others' BEFORE the hair appointment."

(this is where he dared to laugh)

"G'head....laugh..........I'm sure G-d is, too. I mean...... Talk about covering your bases! There'd be one less hair dresser on the planet were it not for His implict timing! And she doesn't even know enough to be grateful, dangit!"

"It's still a nice haircut?"

"I'll note that you didn't disagree about the colouring statement----"

"What was the topic of that meeting again?"

LOL He's such a buttmunch!