Neighbors!!

The Brit tells me I'm 'nuckin' futz'. LOL Ya know he might well have a point.
And nope, there's no point to the photo except I liked it. :-P

Soooooooo.....
We were dining and conversing--all about how the neighborhood has changed in just the few years he's been here.
There's the 'working to be an alcoholic' behind us who's married to a nice woman--we visit in the yard and it's a race to see who gets their holiday lights out first. Can't say I much care for the husband--he's a piece of work who's mean to his kiddos. I'm thinkin' that's why I don't much care for the man's company.
Then there's Jim--I steal his apples on an ongoing basis. He's awesome and just a good fella. His wife is too cute--she's the typical grandmotherly type and dotes on the grandkids quite well.
There's that new family across the street--three kiddos and a host of people. I'm not sure who's who over there. There's comings and goings all the time.
And there's the folks where Leroy used to be--I don't even know who all is there nowadays. Seems there's someone moving in and out of that house on a regular basis.....and last I counted there was six dogs. I don't care for the language the kiddos (grown, or so they'd like to think) use. I don't much like how they treat each other or their animals.

I don't know much about the folks kitty-corner from us. I know they're almost invisible.
Then there's the 66 year old gal who JUST got married a few short weeks ago..I hear she'll be moving in with her new husband. I hardly knew there was anyone living in the house, 'cept for the occasional wave if the gal was outside. But I'm tickled for the both of them--that's just too cool.....she's never been married so I'm hoping for her to have the greatest experience ever! The house will undoubtedly, however, go up for sale.
And then there's the new gal who moved into the house across from us in the back. Nice gal--pretty quiet until the weekend rolls around. Then there's traffic coming and going.
It's just gotten---busy.
We've to a lot of neighbors...and suddenly a lot of activity and much more noise.

As we talked about the change in the neighborhood and sat there kinda feeling sorry for ourselves for the changes I had to chuckle and ask "ya suppose they ever talk about the folks in the little yellow house on the corner?".

Uh huh--and undoubtedly they'd find us to appear pretty 'nucking futz'.
"Oh, you know--that couple on the corner who put out lights every holiday of the year, the lady who's married to the funny talking guy--ya know, the woman who puts out a gazillion flowers and half a gazillion bird feeders and then screams at the birds for eating the food?" was what himself came up with.

I told him it was more like "the one who's married to the funny talking guy--you know, the one married to the lady who has a whole host of men she's entertaining even while he's at HOME?!".

"HI Woody!"
"Hello, Harry!"
"Whatcha doing Mikey?"
"C'mere Seymore.....you're just too cute.....c'mere!"
"Hey, Dude!!"
*chuckling*
Yep, I'm betting we have people guessing.....LOL

I mean, how're they suppose to see who/what I'm greeting back there outta sight, anyway?!
*chuckling*

BOY could I have fun with that one!
And I did have fun with that one--which earned me the 'nuckin' futz' award from himself.



But then I got to thinkin'......
What if they're NOT talking about us?!

*sniffle*

Soooooooo.....I've now concluded I need to work HARDER to give 'em something TO talk about!
*nodding*

Yeah, yeah.......nuckin' futz......LOLOL