I am a sick, SICK woman......*hanging head and snickering*

My boss was given his performance evaluation not too darn long ago. Hence he's now taken to doing what he dubs 'caring and sharing' time in this administrative meeting that I soooooooooo love to attend! (NOT!!!!!)
Caring and sharing?!? Oy brother....he can work on his empathy skills some other place, don'tcha think?! I'm there to do business and get back to the unit where I can play with the kiddos! I don't wanna spend my time 'caring and sharing' about 'stuff' that other folks seem to wanna go on about and do zilch to alter.
I'm a problem/solution kinda gal.

I'm gonna take something in for show and tell, though.
I'm 'caring to share' my new toy, come tomorrow! LOL

Ain't it cute? It's a zapper swatter.....designed to kill bugs without the smooshing involved of a normal swatter. It electrocutes them instead. Greatttttt invention in the right hands.
Warning warning, danger danger Will Robinson!!!..... someone thought to put it in MY hands. *snickering*

Yep.....
There's 1500 volts that works its way into the webbing...........hence the warning ON the handle to remind you NOT to touch it whilest you're pushing that little yellow button that turns on that little red light that tells you it's activated.

Someone saw it, thought of me (what's THAT tell ya.....LOL) and presented it to me as a gift. The problem is--I laughed myself silly and immediately started plotting....as I am so inclined to do.
I've had some creative mind play since I actually put the batteries in and pushed that little yellow button. *evil grin*

Of course, I HAD to touch it.
Of course it's a 'controlled shock' that it gives out.
And of course I have plans to take it for that 'sharing and caring moment' that my boss has taken to doing at the start of the administrative meeting......LOL

Tomorrow, I'm caring to share! :-)