I've been DECEIVED!Dunno how I feel about it--'cept I know I'll seek revenge.....which is wrong. I'm suppose to practice 'forgiveness' and all that rot........errrr.....stuff. LOL
Don't MESS with my coffee if you want forgiveness!
Yep, himself messed with my coffee.
He's been extremely 'loving' and making that last cuppa java for us on that coffee press thingy he so loves. (ya know--the one that's too feaking complicated for the likes of simple folks like ME--stir 'gently' with a rubber spoon so you don't 'bruise' the coffee???!! HELLO?!! It's been GROUND UP, for goodness sakes. That's MORE than bruised if you ask me!)
For some reason, tonight's cuppa coffee really, really tasted good and hit the mark....so, being the loving 'er indoors that I am--I tell him so.
Of course this is the prime time for him indoors to confess that it's just about 1/4th genuine, caffeinated coffee and 3/4's decaffeinated gunk. Oh, and he's just put it in the '100% Columbian Coffee' cannister cuz he mixed it and had to pick one.....
Liarliarpantsonfire!!
"Well, are you sleeping better at night?"
NO!!!
"That's the codeine, no doubt. Less anxious?"
LESS anxious?!! NO! And tell me..........Just WHEN, pray tell, was I anxious to BEGIN with?!!!
"It's bound to be better for you, given all the coffee you consume during the course of a day."
Better for me? BETTER for me? Since when have I concerned myself with what's 'better for me'?
"Well, one of us must be concerned about it--or else one of us wouldn't have bothered to mix the coffee."
Ummmmm...........
"There, you see! I did it out of love-- and concern about your wellbeing."
Righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttt........liarliarpantsonfire.......
:-P Pfffffffffffffffttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deceived, I tell ya.....and when I get conned and tricked and lied to, I don't get mad.
I don't even get even.....
I ...............................................get ahead!
Hmmmph!!
How loving is it to give your coffee loving wife fake coffee, I ask!!
About AS loving as it's going to be when I put flowery scented shaving cream in his 'manly' looking shaving cream cannister!
*thinking*
Nahhhhhh.
I can do MUCH better than THAT!! LOL
5 comments:
ummm.
You ARe my friend. And, I'm all for honesty. But, didn't you say the coffee was delicious? And, wasn't it your last coffee, not your first coffee of the day? Where maybe, just maybe, the caffeine wasn't necessary?
You DID say the coffee was delicous, yes??
*ducking and running for cover*
coffee, coffee, coffee.
I love my coffee, toooo.
I sympathize, dear one.
He did say he loved you?
LOL, where's that wise reading fairy that has all that understanding, compassion and forgiveness in her heart.
It's just coffee.
;))
oooops, forgot the most important thing about that situation....lol
always have a spare can or bag somewhere LOL
i'm with Anonymous G. you DID say it was deeeelicious.
(running and hiding too)
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*looks around awkwardly*
The others ran away and left me here, so I ain't sayin' nothing!
You could always swap his Earl Grey for Russian Caravan. Ick! lol
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