Saturday, April 17, 2010

Dear G-d--

I am not amused.

Don't get me wrong--I'm pleased the bug didn't get but a scratch. And I'm even sorta kinda glad she got the cookie and the kisses AND the Scooby bandaid....I mean, she's a wee thing and I'm a big people. I lived. AND I got a bandaid himself coloured on (even if I had to google it to get it!)

But I ain't amused....

I've done the ibuprofen.
I even did demerol cuz I wanted to function. k.....that was a bad choice cuz one doesn't really 'function' on demerol, I guess--but you know what I mean....
I called the physician.
I picked up the muscle relaxers and the less than demerol painkillers that DO allow for functioning without feeling stoned.....much wiser choice for me, ty.
I've resorted to stupid exercises from the back surgery from once-upon-a-time.
And I've even stopped kvetching about it and given to silently sucking breaths in when I move 'wrong'.

I'm NOT amused.
I said I'd give it til Monday.
That means THIS WEEKEND it needs to go away.
THIS WEEKEND.
k....just checkin'.....feeling the need to reiterate it.
........again......

Oh--and to remind You that I SAID I wasn't going in that tube again NO MATTER WHAT and I MEAN IT.

k...
If it's Your will....it's Your will....

Amen.
(which, of course means--'but you know what I want......')

Lemme say that again....

A M E N.

:-/

4 comments:

I, Like The View said...

ouch

must have been one hell of a knock that you gave yourself when you tumbled but saved the bug

hope the warm sun shined down on you and eased the pain a little. . .

. . .and that the meds from the doc and the exercises from the back clinic start to sort you out

I'll send a kind of non-touchy, soothing relaxing massagey type hug thing, so long as you don't get the wrong idea

(-;

XXX

Ron said...

And like ILTV, I'll send ya some Reiki with this comment.....

{{{{{{ Mel }}}}}}}

Ok, did ya feel it?

X

Lia said...

Ouch!!!

Poor you, am sending you lots of love and gentle hugs in the hope that they make things better.

hug hug hug (very gently)

much love
Lia
xx

mig said...

Oh Mel, I hope it's better!
Sending you wishes.
And virtual hugs won't hurt either :)
(((((((((((Mel)))))))))))))