Friday, September 19, 2008

Mel met a new Juvenile Court Officer today.....

Yeah, yeah, yeah.........way to make that first impression.



"We've spoken a number of times on the phone.  It's very nice to meet you."

*staring and nodding and smiling*  "It's good to put a face to the voice.  Nice to meet you as well....."

"Did you have difficulties finding the unit?"

*smirking and shaking head*  "Not at all....."

"Good.  Sometimes folks find us a bit hard to find...."

*suppressed snicker*  "No problems whatsoever!"

*slight frown*  "Great.....can I interest you in a cup of coffee?"

*snicker which is no longer suppressed*  "Coffee?"

"Yep--lethal and toxic the staff tell me......but it hasn't killed me yet..."

*laughing and head shaking*  "Thank you, no..."

"Honest--it's only NEAR lethal......"

*laughing and extending a hand for handshaking purposes*  "Thank you--but no.  And it's good to have met you----......"

*engaging in hand shaking*  "Likewise......"

*laughing*  "........--and your parrot......" *laughing*  "Does it have a name?"




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5 comments:

Sorrow said...

Somebody needs a cracker...
SQUUUUAK!

Echomouse said...

That was funny.

But I'm new here and so....I don't entirely get it?! lol Was there a parrot there? Was that you talking? Or were you the non-italicized text?

I'll get better. I promise. Nice to meet you Mel. Monty sent me :)

katherine. said...

laughing....he will never forget who YOU are...nosireeeeeee.

Ya know...there is probably a large group of people out there who share their "The First Time I Met Mel" stories....laughing...

eh.....what is one more?

I, Like The View said...

a great day to meet you, I think

(and does the pirate parrot have a name? I can't remember)

Mel said...

Pleasure to meet you, echomouse.

And the parrot is a new edition to the Talk Like a Pirate Day wardrobe.

And of COURSE he has a name.

"Arrrrrrrr......this is MeParrot."

*snickering*