Ah yes......the decorations get to come down tomorrow.*sigh*
I'm gonna be sad........
And the first thing down will be the "Bloody noisy stupid clock......"
Geeze he's a bigger whiner than ME!
k...so I mighta helped that clock earn the lack of love in his heart.
It makes noises.
And I mean NOISES.......like laboratory sounds, and witches laughing and cats yowling. It's probably got six different noises it makes on the hour.
And it's light sensitive....which is a good thing! That means that when it's dark, you can't hear it. But when it's LIGHT OUT.....whoa....LOL Screetching and yowling cats are gonna happen at noon......and at midnight if the lights are on in the room.
Himself's lack of love for the clock PROBABLY (k......without a doubt) stems from my undiscovered (until a couple weeks ago) playfulness around the clock.
See.......sometimes I make it to bed before himself does. Mostly cuz I'm the one up at five in the morning come he** or high water, no matter what time I call the day done.
I 'kinda sorta mighta' made it a mission to go to bed early for a few weeks--which probably added to his conclusion that I'm overworked and getting 'burnt out'.
Maybe.
But more than likely NOT. LOL
Off I'd trot to bed with a kiss to the top of his head.
And sure as heck midnight would happen.
'Meeeeeoooowwwwww, hisssssssssssssss, meoooooowwwwwwwwww, yeeeeowwwwwwlllllll"
"Dammit......" *Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump of the Brit's hurried footsteps* *snap of the coffee nook light being turned off* *grumbling of an undetermined nature*
*supressed giggle in the bedroom*
:-D
I really WAS having a good go at it.
Until SOMEone in my life decided to make note of the yowling clock........and I chuckled at the light activation feature.
"And sometimes we forget to shut the light off in the area and it goes off when she's retired for the day."
*nodding and smirking*
And he runs all willy nilly to shut it off...he's so cute.....
And SOMEONE decided to chime in with a "Do that deliberately by chance, Mel?"
Ummmmmmmmm.....
The Brit looked astounded, I'll give him that...."You do NOT."
Ummmmmmm.........well.........
"You DO NOT!"
Wellllllllllllllllll.......
"YOU DO NOT deliberately turn that light on!"
(Yaknow.......wisepersoninmylife can look really SMUG when he's helped bust me out.)
Welllllllllll......I might. There's something really cute about the pitter patter of his little feeties as he's running like mad to snap off that light.
"I do NOT believe you'd purposefully turn on that light!"
Well not EVERY time. Sometimes it's already on.
Yep. That clock's gonna be the FIRST thing in the Halloween tub.
*sniffle*
I'm gonna miss that Meeeeoooooooooooowwwwwwwwww, hissssssssssssssss, meowwwwwwwwwww, yeooowwwwwlllllllll, thump thump thump thump thump thump, *click*.......
LOLOL
4 comments:
Oh my, in Iowa, married to a woman who steals his cawfee... and has a loud and annoying Halloween clock that is left on on purpose just to hear him run out to turn it off?
Boy, the world sure does work in funny ways...LOL!!!
I'm thinkin'...once again...the Brit is a saint!
(and the wiseperson is a tattletale...geez!)
I think you need to replace that clock as soon as possible. . .
. . .with the xmas version!!
;-)
You do have an Xmas version???
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