I've already sent on an email to my boss.I've told on myself--as I'm proned to do.....conditioned to do?
I admit I was utterly and totally 'unprofessional'.
After reading some 250 contact notes (cuz SOMEone has to read and approve them) I went in to talk to a team with every intention of addressing them about the 'stockpiling' of contact notes until the last two days of the month.....leaving the poor reviewer (ME) 250 pages of documentation to review 'under the gun'.
I admit I was a bit blurry eyed walkin' in there........and fuzzy brained (geeze, and it's not even Thursday!).
After reading some 250 contact notes (cuz SOMEone has to read and approve them) I went in to talk to a team with every intention of addressing them about the 'stockpiling' of contact notes until the last two days of the month.....leaving the poor reviewer (ME) 250 pages of documentation to review 'under the gun'.
I admit I was a bit blurry eyed walkin' in there........and fuzzy brained (geeze, and it's not even Thursday!).
The answer shoulda been to 'pause' when one of the therapists hesitantly asked if I had gone blind from all that reading.
My response ought NOT to have been:
"Ya know, I'd heard you could go blind from masturbating, but I had no clue that could happen from reading a bunch of contact notes......"
And that silence in the room--shoulda been my clue.....but nooooooooooooo....
I continued:
"And if I had to choose the source of my blindness--I know which one I'D choose!"
Oh LORD did they laughed.
I'm thinkin' they're STILL laughin' even though I tried to swear them to secrecy..
I'm thinkin' they're STILL laughin' even though I tried to swear them to secrecy..
OMGosh......what WAS I thinking?!
WASN'T!! (that much oughta be obvious......)
Ya don't suppose the boss'll find the humor in all of this, do ya?
Oyyyyyyyyyy.......
I'm just gonna go to the 'naughty corner' and get it over with.....LOL
13 comments:
LOL!!! C:)
Aahhhh!!!!!!!!
Mel!!! That is too FUNNY!
Sometimes, I guess, you just have NO filter.
Hahahaa!!!!
(stopped by quickly...will read the following post later when more time. i know it will be of interest)
But thanks for the smile! :-)
I would LOVE to know how you made that leap?!
From reading to masturbating...
WOW!
You must have been asleep...
Think you might need to go see the Kamp counselor or something...
no way..NO WAY...you musta been very tired!
laughing laughing laughing
man I would have loved to see their faces...you KNOW they are all telling this story at home tonight!!
you are gonna be in trouble...then again confronted with the choice of how to go blind...I'm betting the boss would take the same path.
(I know I would)
"I once was blind, but now can see."
Yep, pretty sure you and I would get along just fine.
hehehehe
Haha nice work, Mel!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Classic line!
you said what?!?!?! and there was me keeping my blog clean on your behalf!?!?!?!?!?
only kidding
sock it to 'em, neighbour lady
(((((((((((((mel))))))))))))
sounds like my kind of workplace! (humor-wise, not... you know)
LOL!
I bet you couldn't have thought up a better line if you'd tried! Brilliant :)
Omgosh, E.....OMGOSH!
*going to look for the credit card*
What a badddddddddd plan....LOL
(doin' it anyway! )
And that's another thing ya shouldn't stockpile until the end of the month.
I mean, it's just not healthy...
Lol...I love it!
Really, it was just another reminder for them that you are human, not a computer. Your better than a computer, you can read through all 250...in a reasonable amount of time, and you have a good sense of humor and right vs. wrong.
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