Sunday, April 26, 2009

OH. MY. GOSH!!!!!!

<-- This is Mel's HIMSELF'S new handy dandy PAIN IN THE ARSE, it'll make an alert sound more noise than 76 trombones leading the big parade and warn you scare the byJEEPERS outta ya and cause you to slop your coffee and worry more about the coffee stain than of any impending storm alert you might receive for your 'easily programmed' (OMG .... Do you HAVE to be a rocket scientist to program this thingy) area, storm warning machine thingy!

(Do NOT make me rename this wonderful machine thingy tonight--it won't be printable cuz it'll involve a string of four letter words!!)

I'm sure it's a good thing.
Iowa only has 99 counties and it's only programmed for all 99 of them.......and the storms are only covering 2/3rds of the state. Ummmmm.......that's approximately 66 counties that'll be affected and will be potentially receiving alerts....

Have I ever mentioned I suck at math?

Yeah....well....

Who needs sleep?!

WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS.......&*#$%!%* machine anyway?!?!


HIS.




...and who purchased it?!
Oh yeah....me....... *laughing*



Yeah.....well....everyone knows sleep is over-rated....

6 comments:

Mel said...

I know!!!! :-)

<-- having a lightbulb moment!

*laughing*

*happily going to pull the plug*

katherine. said...

why is it that Iowa has 99 counties?
you are kinda a smallish state in the grand scheme of things.

California has only 58 counties.
We are just a tad larger.
We have a few more people.

I think that Iowa would have even more counties...but the reprogramming and reformatting costs would be astronomical. (to go from two digits to three)

Does the "machine which must not be named" warn about impending earthquakes?

I, Like The View said...

hey - it could be worse. . .

. . .it could have been a weighing scale

%-)

Mel said...

<-- took out backup batteries.....finally

*propping eyelids open*

Anonymous said...

Here in Connecticut, we have 8... rinky dink little state that we are. But, we have 500,000 more people than Iowa. You want them? You can have Them? C:)

Bill said...

Mel, you have such a way with words, you can make me laugh. I suppose it is better to be safe than sorry. Sleep is over rated anyway, this coming from a guy that sleeps 12/15 hours a day.
Bill