Saturday, April 18, 2009

Wait...wait....WAIT

Whaddaya MEAN they'll set an induce date IF she hasn't gone by then.



IF SHE HASN'T GONE BY THEN?!?





O
M
G

.......'cuse me?




<-- dialing phone frantically now!!!!!

8 comments:

The CEO said...

I think modern medicine set an induce date so the mother gets the idea and sends the message to the fetus that the doctors are getting backed up and want the delivery to take place already because they want some time off. This has been a run-on sentence to illustrate the problem.

Mel said...

k.

Not panicked.
NOT panicked!

<-- did buy some cute baby thingies the other day
<-- did find some cool smelly things for the girl

<-- NOT panicked (much!)

Anonymous said...

Mel:

My Mom has a bunch of great-grands. Her advice?
Buy some baby clothes the next size up, cuz babies
sometimes arrive a little bigger than expected or grow out of the newborn stuff kinda quick.

Other than that, you're supposed to stay kinda level-headed and calm so as not to scare the Girl.

[That means breathing a bit between bouts of panic and pacing, and maybe a couple more turns out on the swing] ;)

A Simple Statement said...

I'm sorry, I have a tendency to believe if nothing is wrong with the Girl or baby's health let the child be born in it's own time(oops-in His ^ time). When I asked a dr one time when a baby was due, he laughed and said when the labor begins.

ps. today was my Mom's birthday and for her b-day present she had a great grandson born this a.m. ;~)
it was all in His ^ own time.
TY Jesus.

katherine. said...

yeah... gone...as in gone into labor.

deeeeeep breath in
sllllllooooow breath out

repeat.

Fire Byrd said...

Quick someone bring this grandma some air.... now breath through the panic and confusion. Now calm till the next wave comes along.
xx

Mel said...

k..we're good!

No baby until May 5th.

That's the due date I was given way back when--and that's how it's gonna be!

Yup.
I've decided!

katherine. said...

cinco de mayo?

muy bueno....