Have I ever mentioned how much I suck at cooking?
Yeah.....well, I do.
I don't like it. I don't do it well. I don't wanna haffta be bothered......
Actually, I WANT Kentucky Fried Chicken (crispy kind thanks!) take-out --and I want it NOW.
Yup...... RAWR!!
And I don't like this deal with The Brit's mum.k.....she's lived a very, VERY happy life--she was married to the love of her life for over 50 years and had the time of her life in that relationship.... Doesn't mean I gotta like what's going on for her today.
RAWR!!
And I'm NOT pleased that the last 10 days at work has all been about meetings and stupid trainings. One day---ONE day I was actually AT the unit and saw kiddos......briefly.....before they traipsed off to school......
RAWRRRRRR!!!!!!
I don't even wanna talk about stupid paperwork that I'm behind on as a result of all the stupid meetings and stupid trainings in the past 10 days....
RAWRRRRRR and GRRRRRRRR!!!
And I didn't get to see the bug like I usually do......cuz the girl was at the State Fair.
HELLO?!
Geeze.
Rawr, Rawr, RAWR!!
AND I have a blister on my foot from the stupid shoes I wore to the stupid meeting yesterday.
What's up with that?! I've worn those shoes a bazillion times and not dealt with a blister...
RAWRRRRR!!! Stupid shoes......
Shoe's shouldn't be required anyway. Rawrrrrrr!
And do I know when they pick up the recycle-ables?
NO.
Have I needed to know this in the past six years?
Absolutely not....
Do I need to find out?
RAWRRRRR!!!!!
Fine.
I'll find out.....but I won't like it.....
Did I mention that I really, really, REALLY want some take-out Kentucky Fried Chicken?
I mean REALLY.....
Rawrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
AND I have a stupid appointment with the stupid dietician/nutrionist person who'll pull out that stupid plate with the stupid plastic foods AGAIN......
AND she lets the stupid plastic foods TOUCH.
RAWRRRRRR!!!!!
That's IT.
I'm takin' my little red plate with the little compartments and slappin' it down in front of her.
HA!!!!!
11 comments:
That's the spirit! Get it all out. I had my day yesterday, without a lot of "Rawrrrrrr's" You'll be okay though. I know you will because you read the fairy quotes and learned your lessons and have such a great spirit about you.
But Kentucky Fried? C'mon. At least get to a real Broasted Chicken place. I never could recognize the pieces at KFC, I was once told they were rats!
Peace.
PS the word verification was "halshess" At first, i thought it said Hashish! LOL Just sayin'....
oh I'm with you honey
and with the Man, get it all out
RAWR to your heart's content, then order a home delivery (it usually comes in separate little boxes!) - that solves at least one of your issues
(-:
(oh, and be careful with that blister - I almost lost a foot once due to a blister)
OMG that dietitian just doesn't know whats coming her way with you being this feisty.
Hope she likes red plastic compartmentalised thingies...
xx
You, GO...Mel
RAWRRRRR!!!!!
Doesn't it feel great to RAWRRRR???
I've been know to do that quite often!
OMG...you and I are so much a like. I suck at cooking too. I don't like. I don't do it. And I don't wanna haffta be bothered - AMEN!
Hey, I really like the RAWR graphic you used on the post. Very cool!
Thanks for sharing your RAWR'S today, dear lady.
X ya!
I'm guessin' The Colonel doesn't make anything that is gluten free...is that the issue here?
your nutritionalist uses plastic foods with you?...on a plate?
how old are you? I've never been to one of those...maybe there is something I don't know.
I am sorry about The Brit's Mum...sigh
Just put the recyclables out...the day they are gone is the day they are picked up...tada!!! then you'll know.
I use to take paperwork and stuff to meetings and trainings...benefits are twofold...the work doesn't fall too far behind...and it serves to occupy my mind so as to keep the mischief to a minimum....
Recycle that plastic food. I know what it's like to have prolonged RAWR experiences. Hang in there. I have it on good authority that this too shall pass. It might have been you telling me this.
Monty
I wonder if they sell plastic KFC?
Well there's adversity! And already you learn - to take your little red plate ... but why do you have to eat at the stupid dietician's place? I don't understand? You have eating lessons? Eating therapy? You have to eat plastic?
Mel, I think you need to teach these people a thing or two.
Meanwhile, you RAWRRRRRRR Girl! You're entitled.
(hugs)
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There there Mel
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Hahaha, I like CEO's idea of recycling the plastic food!
Maybe a good dose of little bug lovin' would do you wonders?
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